Return to the Land of Fiction

Return to the Land of Fiction is a Doctor Who fan audio by Cat Flap Productions currently being written. It features the Eighth Doctor and his new companions Olivia, Thomas and Lucy. It is a sequel to The Mind Robber

Plot

Escaping from Taverham in 2159, the Doctor and his new companions Olivia, Thomas and Lucy get caught in a Time Corridoor created by the Daleks. The Doctor is forced to activate the emergency swith on the TARDIS, and get stuck in the Land of Fiction. The TARDIS explodes and Lucy get trapped somewhere in the universe. In the Land of Fiction, they become under attack by Black Shuck, but are rescued by iPhone videogame character Celio, a dragon, which a young boy named Daniel Hero is riding on. However, a supernatural beast approaches. The Doctor fights it, but Harry Potter defeats it by putting a spell on it. The Potter Puppet Pals arrive, they sing The Mysterious Ticking Noise, but are stopped by Dumbledore's wizrd swears. They continue, but the bomb, which is the source of the ticking noise explodes and kills them. Black Shuck suddenly reappears, but is defeated by comic book character Wolverine. A Whill, from the novelisation of Star Wars, tells them some of the answers to their queries. An army of Stormtroopers take the Doctor and his companions hostage to the Master Room. There, they meet the adolescent Jason, who has fictional double Dr. Who arrest the Doctor and his companions. Dr. Who steals the instructions for the TARDIS, and the Doctor and his companions break out. Jason reveals he has been working with the Celestial Toymaker, and the Doctor plays a deadly game with him. The Doctor wins and the Celestial Toymaker is sent back to his Toyroom and Dr. Who his sent to Earth in a new form, whilst the Doctor and his companions leave on the Argonauts boat and return to reality. Back in the TARDIS, the Doctor offers his companions refreshments, and Olivia asks for Sgt. Pepper, a future name for Dr. Pepper, and Thomas asks for Red Cow, a future name for Red Bull. In 1963, The Eighth Doctor enters a shop and asks for a can of Sgt. Pepper and Red Cow, but the shopkeeper says they don't sell them, but does suggest Dr. Pepper and Red Bull. The Doctor buys the drinks and enters the TARDIS. An eldery man enters the shop and asks for some arton crystals, but the shopkeeper says they don't sell them. He then buys a box of choclates in a heart shaped box and says they're for 'a relative'. He then exits and looks at an instruction sheet and says how to build the TARDIS.

Notes


 * The eldery man is meant to be Dr. Who from the Dalek movies, but is left ambiguous.