Doctor Who: Things of Randomness/Season 1, Episode 1

Introduction
POM: Greeting, viewers and other creatures, welcome to...

Dalek: Exterminate!

POM: As I was saying, welcome to my brand new...

Dalek: Exterminate!

POM: Don't interrupt! Welcome to my brand new show where I can express my...

Dalek: Exterminate!

POM: I'll let a Cyberman out if you don't shut up!

Dalek: OK.

POM: Well, welcome to my brand new show where I can express my randomess about Doctor Who.

Dalek: Exterminate!

POM: Sometimes, I wonder why I keep you.

Doctor Why
The Doctor walks up a hill with Cara Oswin.

Doctor: This hill is strange. I'll sonic it.

The Doctor gets out his sonic hammer.

Cara: I can hear something.

Doctor: Being 950, I've heard every sound in time and space. What is it?

Cara: What did you say?

Doctor: What sound are you hearing?

Cara: Speak up.

Doctor: Oh dear. I'll get her to a real Doctor.

The TARDIS lands in a hospital.

Doctor Marsinberg: Cara has the rarest illness in medical history. Dangerousitis! It infects people when they go up a certain hill.

Doctor: What hill?

Doctor Marsinberg: I don't know. I've just sent the hospital into space.

Doctor: WHAT?

Doctor Marsinberg: Also, Doctor Teddy Bear is taking over. Chief Ball fired me.

Doctor Marsinberg teleports away.

Doctor: Damm! If only there was some way to get proper help.

The Doctor runs down the corridoor to see an Odd.

Odd: Do you want tea.

Doctor: Yes please!

The Odd goes to make him some.

Odd: The tea machine won't work.

Doctor: Oh well. I'll just sonic it.

The Doctor uses the sonic hammer to get more tea.

Soon, the tea floods the hospital.

Odd: What do we do?

Doctor: I have an idea.

The Doctor goes to the basement.

Doctor: We'll tip the hospital sideways.

The hospital's tipped sideways and the tea pours over France and drowns it.

Doctor: Oh well. I always hated France.

The Doctor sees Cara fall out of the hospital.

Cara: Doctor! I can hear but I can't see!

The Doctor jumps out of the window to save Cara.

Doctor: Germino!

More Doctor Why adventures next episodes!

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