Doctor Who: Last of the Time Lords/The Vortex Web

This is the fourth episode of Doctor Who: Last of the Time Lords.

Plot
Katherine: What do you mean, "no?"

Doctor: I mean no! Seriously can't you pudding brains understand ANYTHING? Nobody steps in or out of this TARDIS until I figure out why it keeps glitching. After all, it could be your fault.

Katherine: My fault? Doctor, are you saying I'M actually the one responsible for this? For some reason, I can't even pronounce tortoise right.

Doctor: I'm not going to let you go. After all, I did meet a female regeneration of the Master once, and you could be another one.

Katherine: Go ahead and try fixing it, then.

Doctor: Okay.

The Doctor begins to fix the TARDIS.

Doctor: What's this? I've never seen this big red button here before. Katherine, have you been messing with the TARDIS components again?

Katherine: What do you mean "again?"

Doctor: Oh... Must be thinking about someone else... Seems to be linked to the TARDIS console, which would explain the glitching, but who would put it there?

Katherine: That man... Do you think it would be him? The man I saw at Jack's shop and on Gallifrey?

Doctor: Possibly. Who could it be? Rassilon? The Master? The Rani regenerated into a man? Someone completely unrelated? Maybe you can take us to him using the TARDIS. Anyways, I'm going to take out this red button. *rips the button out of the TARDIS*

The TARDIS rapidly starts spinning around.

Katherine: WOAH!

Doctor: *quickly runs over to the TARDIS console* Oh, that's bad, isn't it?

Katherine: What?

Doctor: The TARDIS has become a spider of some sort.

Katherine: How do you know that?

Doctor: There are eight different cameras showing up on one screen, and eight legs are spawning from the TARDIS console! I've turned the TARDIS into a living time spider!

Katherine: I've got an idea! *opens the TARDIS doors* Grab the FLIPCAE and jump!

Doctor: Why? *grabs the FLIPCAE*

Katherine: Because this will be a very bad decision if you don't. *jumps out of the TARDIS*

Doctor: Katherine! *jumps out, holds onto Katherine, and shoots the FLIPCAE upwards as the TARDIS flies* Why did you do that? Now we're stuck, and if we stay in here too long, we're both going to die!

Katherine: Doctor, don't you know what spiders do? They spin webs!

The TARDIS spins a web in the Time Vortex.

Doctor: We need to swing over there!

Katherine: Shoot the FLIPCAE in that direction!

Doctor: Okay! *shoots the FLIPCAE toward the web, and they both get stuck in the middle*

Katherine and the Doctor suddenly appear in six different places.

Doctor: This is strange, we're in six places at once!

Katherine: The TARDIS must have linked these times together!

In UNIT headquarters...

Kate Stewart: Doctor? What are you doing here? And why is Katherine with you?

On Gallifrey...

Rassilon: Doctor, how'd you get into our pocket universe? And who is she?

On a battlefield...

Strax: Hello, who are you? I'm Strax, the Sontaran nurse.

In a futuristic office...

Steven Nira: Oh, hello, Doctor! How'd you get here?

In a dark hallway...

Voice: Hello, Doctor. I've been expecting you.

In the Time Vortex...

Doctor: Oh, hello, everybody! I'm the Doctor, and this is Katherine! I'm seeing six different time periods at once, and I'm in all of them due to this web in time. You can call it the Vortex Web, I suppose. Katherine's here because she's my temporary accidental companion. I have no idea how this web got into the pocket universe... In the office, who are you? I haven't met you before.

In the office...

Steven: My name's Steven Nira, future head of UNIT- well, present head of UNIT, but you get the idea.

Doctor: Ah. Well, in the dark hallway, you?

In the dark hallway...

Voice: Doesn't really matter right now.

Doctor: You're all people I've met before, or will meet... This web was spun by a spider-TARDIS-thing, and it must only be spinning into moments of time- well, people of time- it knows I will meet or have already met... So I want to know who you are.

Voice: Here's a hint. You call me something that starts with an "M."

More coming soon!