New Adventures of Doctor Who/The Jolorians Return

In the TARDIS
Clara: So, can we visit my home.

Doctor: Sure.

Outside of the TARDIS
Clara: Yuck, what happened to the place.

Doctor: Probally the Jolorians.

Clara: The what?

Doctor: The Jolorians. I've encountered them twice before. Well, twicish onceish.

Clara: What do you mean twicish onceish.

Doctor: Two me's encountered them at the same time,

Clara: Well how do we defeat them.

Doctor: We shut down the the slime machine. Last time it was easy because I had my future self telling me everything.

Clara: Were do you think the machine is.

Jolorian: At the White House.

Doctor: 1, why would you tell us that and 2, this is London.

Jolorian: (Turns into Tasha Lem) 1, I was wearing a shimmer and 2, this is Washington, 2038.

Clara: Tasha!

Doctor: Why were you using a shimmer.

Tasha: I am investigating the Jolorians. The slime machine is in the Oval Office but they have upgraded it so sonic devices don't work on it.

Clara: Then how do we shut it down.

Doctor: We hack it.

Tasha: Even the older models are unhackablle

Doctor: Great.

Tasha: But I have some Confessional Priests.

Doctor: Yes.

Clara: Was that sarcastic.

Doctor: No. You can't remember ever seeing them but they can use post-hypnotic suggestion to make you do something.

Clara: So let's go use the Confessional Priests

This is unfinnished.