Doctor Who: Last of the Time Lords/Katherine and the Doctor

This is the script for the episode Katherine and the Doctor.

Script
Katherine: (walks into the TARDIS) Huh? What is this?

Doctor: Huh? Who are you?

Katherine: I was just looking for the police. This was labeled "Police Public Call Box," and so I walked in here!

Doctor: What year is this?

Katherine: 2015, of course, what are you, some kind pf time traveler?

Doctor: How'd you know?

Katherine: Wait, you are actually a time traveler?

Doctor: I prefer the term Time Lord.

Katherine: I'm not going to call you "Time Lord."

Doctor: But that's what I am! I'm an alien, and my species is called a Time Lord!

Katherine: What's your name?

Doctor: I've never told anybody my name.

Katherine: Then what do people call you?

Doctor: I'm the Doctor.

Theme song plays.

Katherine: So, people just call you the Doctor?

Doctor: And people just call you Katherine?

Katherine: How did you know my name?

Doctor: You're name tag. It says "Katherine Candel." Nice last name. I like candles. I'd probably say candles were cool if... Nevermind. What do you need help with?

Katherine: The aliens! They're everywhere!

Doctor: Aliens? Follow me! (Jumps out of the TARDIS) I dontt see any aliens, Katherine.

Katherine: Dontt you see them? They're everywhere!

Doctor: I don'tsee any aliens. I just see... That's strange. This is impossible! Time Lords are everywhere!

Katherine: THOSE are Time Lords? Are you using some sort of shapeshifting machine with alien technology?

Doctor: Tell me what you see. I see a bunch of Time Lords! And I can tell they are Time Lords because I hear so many heart beats!

Katherine: Well, I see color-changing aliens!

Doctor: How do you describe these aliens without the word color-changing?

Katherine: They're big, they're slimy, they have four eyes, long tongues, their head changes every second, and they are shaped like ostriches! How come I'm the only one who sees them?

Doctor: Oh boy... There are Psychix running all over the place!

Katherine: Psychix?

Doctor: An alien species from the planet Psychixia! They invented my psychic paper!

Katherine: Why does their name sound like psychic?

Doctor: You don' think that word came from just anywhere, do you?

To be continued..