The Common Series: A New Age/River's Wedding Day

Regeneration
Doctor: Save me Clara! At 1,234,5 years old, I'm too young to die!

Clara: I don't know how to fly the TARDIS though!

The TARDIS crashes in a church.

Doctor: I hope nobody expects me to save the day here!

Jack Harkness suddenly appears.

Jack: Come on, Doctor! The wedding is in ten minutes.

Clara: Whaaaaa????

Jack: You're Flower Girl Clara. Come on!

Doctor: Sorry, who's getting married to who?

Jack: You mean you don't know?

Doctor: Have no idea.

Jack: You are getting married to Professer Song, Doctor!

Hello Sweetie
The Doctor, Clara and Jack walk into the chruch.

Jack looks at Clara.

Jack: Captain Jack Harkness. And who's the name of this looker?

Clara: Clara Oswald.

Jack: I can tell who's wedding we're going to next!

The organ starts and the Doctor sees Rory Pond walking down the aisle with River.

The Doctor then sees Vastra, Jenny, Strax, Amy Pond, Rose Tyler, Jackie Tyler, Mickey Smith, Martha Jones,  Donna Noble, Susan, John, Gillian, Alex, Jenny, Rassilon, Brian Pond, Anthony Pond and Amy's parents as the guests as well as River's archologist team.

Vicar: We are gathered here today to see the wedding of the happy couple consisting of River Song and err... the Doctor.

Half an hour later...

Vicar: If anyone objects to this marriage, let them speak now or forever hold their regret over the couple's wedding.

Nobody objects.

Doctor: Do I take you, River Song as my lawful wedded wife?

River: You do. Do I take you, the Doctor as my lawful wedded husband?

Doctor: You do.

Vicar: Then I declare this couple man and wife!

The Doctor and River start to kiss but they fade away.

The Doctor
Doctor: River? Clara? Jack?

Clara: I'm here.

Jack: So am I, looker!

Clara: I can say weddings here are a bit diffrent.

Jack: You could have one just like it, very soon!

Doctor: Isn't the time.

Jack: Let's find River and go home.

The Doctor stands up and trys to go out of the room and is electracuted.

Doctor: Ooh! That hurt!

The Doctor then fiants.

Clara: Well, Jack, just you and me then!

Jack: We find River and then we can get buisy in that cupboard.

Clara giggles.

Clara: Seriously though. We're confined to this room and the Doctor has just fainted.

Jack: There must be someway out.

TBC...