Doctor Who Returns: Relaunch/Rebirth

Lords
The Doctor and Clara are in the TARDIS.

Clara: How about my Dad?

Doctor: Trenzalore, new home.

Clara: So he's stranded! That's not fair!

Doctor: And I don't care!

Clara: The Doctor would have taken them home, if he could..

Doctor: Look, I'm the Doctor. Right here and now. Maybe that's what I'm like now! Cruel, angry.

Clara: So it's my fault is it?

Doctor: It's your Dad's fault. I could have died in peace, if he hadn't showed up.

Clara: He was trying to help!

Doctor: I don't want or need his help. It's every man for himself in my life.

Clara: The old Doctor always helped me.

Doctor: He's gone!

The TARDIS doors suddenly shut and the TARDIS shakes violently.

Doctor: What is it, old girl?

Clara: DOCTORRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

The Doctor and Clara wake up in a changed console room.

Clara: Has the TARDIS changed?

Doctor: Not mine, now, stupid girl! A different one! I can smell it.

Clara: The Time Lords, Gallifrey...

Doctor: Exactly.

A man walks up behind them.

Man: Do you mind? You're in the way.

The Doctor turns round.

Doctor: Who are you?

Man: You.

Doctor: Ooh, a fan! Clara, they worship me at Vengra Six. But you don't look like any of the incarnations of me.

Man: No, I'm the Game Lord. I've been a crystal in the TARDIS until I got your regeneration breath on me. It was enough DNA to build a Time Lord. Anyway, please excuse me. I've got to set up the chess board.

Doctor: Who are you play with then?

Game Lord: You, of course. I'm giving you a choice. Play chess with me, or I'll freeze you in time.

Clara: That doesn't sound bad.

Game Lord: Hush you!

The Game Lord fires a laser beam at Clara from his die and teleports her.

Game Lord: She's stuck in the Land of Games, until you beat me of course and you take hold of my sonic die.

Doctor: Sonic devices are scientific instruments, not toys. You're so childish.

Game Lord: Am I? Oh, Pooky!

A giant living teddy bear comes up.

Doctor: That's so sweet. You're only two hundred.

Game Lord: For Gallifriean standards, you're a teenager.

Doctor: You're at the nappy stage.

Game Lord: Can a baby play chess? Fly a TARDIS? Own his own pet? I don't think so.

Doctor: We'll play chess. Don't worry I'll go easy on the baby.

Game Lord: If I win, I'll regress your age, so you'll be the baby!

Doctor: I'll win. I can figure out when to move two hundred moves before I even have to.

Game Lord: Three hundred moves.

The chess board is suddenly set up.

Game Lord: Game powers. You go first.

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