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A new spin-off starring Martha Jones!

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Martha Jones rose from her bed at the bottom flat at an estate in New York. After being there with the Doctor, she decided to move. A few months earlier, Mickey had dumped her so she decided to move on. There was a knock at the door. Martha quickly changed from nightclothes to a green jumper and some jeans. She swiftly opened the door. Standing there was a 20 ish woman in a pink dressing-gown and bunny slippers. Martha stared at her. The woman stared back. The woman suddenly broke the silence. "Hello, I'm Jessica Emily Sapphire Greenwhich the Third." Martha started laughing but then Jessica gave her a huge hug. Then Martha relised something, "Are you my new roomate?" she asked. Jessica smiled as if to say yes. They both proceeded to the living room. Jessica tripped over something and her suitcases burst open and clothes flew everywhere. Martha and Jessica dropped to the floor and started picking everything up. "Oh! The milk's gone all over my clothes. And my laptop!" Jessica whined. Martha sighed, "Shall I show you how to use the washing machine?" she asked. "No thanks, honey, I'll try to soak the milk out in the sink." Jessica replied, making a pile of a few books and magazines.

"You havn't got much stuff." Martha pointed out. Jessica smiled and said "I've got more stuff outside."

Martha ran out of the flat, let Jessica out, locked the door and went outside. No luggage. There was a man though, he was carrying Jessica's luggage through the city. The ladies legged it in order to catch up with him. Suprisingly, Jessica was very fast. Soon, she got caught by a teeenage boy, "Want a date sweetheart?" he asked her. Jessica just punched him in the face. Jessica and Martha kept on dashing, following the man into a building where a meeting was going on. On the second floor, the thief got into the lift. The lift door closed before Jessica and Martha caught up. Jessica took hold of Martha's hand. "If you were a robber, which floor would you go to?" she asked Martha. Martha heistated before saying "The roof". Martha and Jessica then ran, hand in hand right up to the roof.

When they got there, Jessica looked down at the height and gulped. Suddenly, the robber caught hold of Martha. "Give me your luggage or the girl dies!" he shouted across the air. Jessica just gave him a long, long kiss on the lips. The robber just fainted. As they walked home, Jessica explained that she was wearing special lipstick. She found it in the grass a few weeks before. It turns out that it can knock people out cold for many weeks. "Martha." Jessica said. "Yes?" answered Martha. "My name isn't Jessica Emily Sapphire Greenwhich the Third. It's Jessica Emily Nesbit Sapphire Greenwhich the Seventh. Martha sighed and the two laughed.

And as for the robber, he was found later, stuck to a toilet in an untieable knot in the female's loo.

The End.