Deep Breath (POMfannumber1)

The Invasion
Vastra, Jenny and Strax are having tea.

Vastra: Any post Strax?

Strax: A letter.

Strax hands over the letter.

Vastra opens it and reads it.

Vastra: It says "Dear, reptile woman. Hand over the one with the bow tie. If I do not receive him by tomorrow, the entire human race will be destroyed. Signed, Mr. Gunman."

Strax: Might I suggest a proper war with grenades, guns and those small green bomb things.

Jenny: Peas Strax.

Someone knocks on the door.

Strax opens the door to find the new Doctor.

Strax: How dare you impersonate the Doctor?

Vastra appears.

Vastra: Doctor! Have you...

Doctor: Yes.

Vastra: We have got problems.

Clara runs up.

Clara: So have we.

Doctor: Now that I've started a new regeneration cycle, the TARDIS doesn't recongnise me. She thought today of all days would be a good idea to set the randomiser back on. I tried to set the SOS settings on, that would send her here, but she wouldn't co-operate so she parked three miles away.

Vastra: Come to the drawing room.

The four take their places in the drawing room.

Jenny: Here's the letter.

The Doctor takes it and reads it.

Doctor: Mr. Gunman. Otherwise known as Half-Face.

Clara: Who's Half-Face?

Doctor: Another Time Lord. He broke every single Law of Time, so he was exiled to a planet chosen at random. Skaro. He teamed up with the Daleks. In fact, that's how the whole Time War started. I thought he died when we froze Gallifrey.

Jenny: Why would he want you now?

Doctor: We're all going.

Vastra: We can use my letter-finder. It can detect the exact location of someone's written you a letter in the past week.

The five of them are walking down the street.

Doctor: Look, I agree with Strax. We should fight him.

Clara: But why?

Doctor: Whatever he's up to, it's something to do with making a massive hole in the universe so that he can go into the Time Vortex and meddle with time so every period of history at once.

Jenny: To stop development?

Doctor: Correct.

Vastra: My letter-finder says he's here.

Doctor: Half-Face is a master of invisibility.

Half-Face appears.

Half-Face: Doctor.

Doctor: Half-Face.

Half-Face: You probably want to know why I want you.

Doctor: Yes.

Half-Face: Your blood, to complete my Time Meddler.

Doctor: Couldn't you have thought of a worse name?

Half-Face: Just one little drop.

Doctor: No. That's like helping to destroy time.

Half-Face: I can't force you. But maybe my friend can!

A dinosaur stomps over to them.

Half-Face: Meet my friend, Diny.

Strax: Surrender now, prehistoric scum.

Strax throws peas at the dinosaur.

The dinosaur opens his mouth and throws the Doctor, Clara, Vastra, Strax and Jenny inside, then closes it.

Doctor: Oh.

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