DWA The Shorts Series/Bed Time Stories

In The Tardis:
Doctor: Alfie, me and Alice have to go outside for a bit. You stay here and tell Shalek some bed time stories.

Alfie: Wait what? Isn't he like...30-something?

Shalek screams from the bed:
Shalek: DON'T JUDGE!

Alfie: Uhh...Ok.

The Doctor and Alice leave the Tardis:
Alfie: Since even do we have a bed in the console room?

Shalek: WAAAAA! *Shalek starts crying*

Alfie: What?! Shalek for god's sake you're a grown up man.

Shalek: But I *sniff* want stories.

Alfie: (WTF's happening?). Uhh..ok. What do you want to hear?

Shalek:Umm..How you and the Doctor defeated the Master, before I joined in.

Alfie: Ah ok. Well....

Shalek: WAIT! Do it in a short way. Long stories are boring.

Alfie: Uhh..ok. The Master went super sayan, and then I went Stormaggedon and killed him.

Shalek: That's lame.

Alfie: What?

Shalek: That was lame. Let's do something more interesting.

Alfie: Like what?

Shalek: Well now I lost my tiredness, so let's ride this horse.

Horse: Nhaa.

Alfie: Since when do we have a horse?

Shalek: He's my twin brother.

Alfie: He's your what?

Shalek: Twin. Let's go.

Alfie: I'm not sure I....

Suddenly, Alfie and Shalek are riding the horse in space.
Alfie: WOA! WHAT?! WE TELEPORTED?

Shalek: Yaaaay, we're riding my twin in space!!!

Alfie: What's going on Shalek?

Shalek: Well..look down there.

Alfie: Uhhh..ok

As Alfie looks down, Shalek pushes him off the horse, and Alfie falls in space.
Shalek: Bye-bye.

Alfie: AAAAAAAAAH!

Alfie suddenly wakes up on the Tardis console.
Alfie: Oh geez. I had the weirdest dream. You were in it too Shalek.

Shalek: That's cool.

Alfie: Yea....you were being creepy. Anyway, I'm glad I woke up now.

Shalek: Yea.

Alfie: Wait.... *looks around* Why is the Tardis pink?

Shalek: It's always been this way.

Alfie: No it wasn;t.

Shalek: YEA IT WAAAS!

Shalek turns huge and eats Alfie.
Alfie: AAAAAAH!

Alfie wakes up in his room, at night.
Alfie: Oh geez. That was terrifying. I hope I don't get another nightmare when I fall asleep again.

A smiley face monster with a knife in his hand approaches:
Smiley Face: Oh don't worry. You won't have dreams again. CAUSE YOU'LL DIE!

Alfie: AAAAAH!

In the Real world, Alife is sleeping on the floor, while The Doctor, Alice and Shalek are watching:
Alice: Doctor what's gonna happen with Alfie?

Doctor: Well since Shalek touches the button I TOLD HIM NOT TO, Alfie is now in a "Nightmare-wake up-Nightmare-wake up" state for about 8 hours.

Shalek: Oopsies.

Doctor: We should leave him be. Any object near him might affect his dreams.

Shalek: Oh ok.