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"Minus...World...? What type of name is that...?"

- The Doctor

-World was an episode in which the Doctor meets his greatest enemy...

Plot
The Doctor, sensing a regeneration, closes his eyes, and smacks and pulls at levers. He opens his eyes, and laughs as the TARDIS spins into time and space. *Theme Song* Meanwhile, in a dark corner of the universe, a evil, watery planet senses something moving in time and space. The water ripples as white, octopus-like creatures rise from said water. They call out towards the TARDIS, with T-Mat-like brainwaves. The TARDIS stops mid-swirl, and flies towards the planet. "Come...come to the Minus World...come..." whispers a gurgling, booming voice. "Minus...World...? What type of name is that...?" says the Doctor, scratching his head. Suddenly, the TARDIS swerves to the left, and crashes with a splat. The Doctor looks through the scanner, and sees water, coral reef, and green floor. The TARDIS' scanner is covered by a mysterious ink, and the TARDIS itself begins rock back and forth. The Doctor spins around the controls, hitting buttons and such. The TARDIS sieges forward. It slams into coral reefs, floating green rocks, and other white octopi. "We are the Bloopers...you WILL obey... chant the creatures. "I'll never "obey" you! EVER HEARD OF...the Doctor?!" he screams at the Bloopers. The TARDIS dives into a green pipe. It comes back out...in the same place.

Narrator (The Doctor): I went in that darned circles for 9,000 centuries...it was so boring...and so scary! Bloopers, corals, everything...I felt I would regenerate and destroy my TARDIS at any moment...

The Doctor and his TARDIS break through hordes of Bloopers, and finally, the TARDIS breaks the green pipe. Water gushes out of the planet, with Bloopers and coral reefs at the edge of it. The TARDIS breaks free, with the Doctor cheering inside. He looks back towards the planet with his scanner. he sees a giant bridge with mushrooms growing around it, and stares in confusion. He shrugs, pulls a few more levers, and presses a few buttons. He sees a flashing on the scanner, and reads its words. "A level five planet is being...seeded? Gah! Darn-nabbit! Can't getta moment of piece 'round here!! The Hive's Dark Ages were better than this!" He pulls at levers, and pushes a button, sending him spiraling towards Earth...