Doctor Who Returns: Relaunch/Rise of the Doctor

Christmas
The Eleventh Doctor is in the TARDIS.

Doctor: Right, pick up Clara, then find out why ten thousand ships are circling this space ship.

Meanwhile, Clara is with her dad, her grandma and grandpa, her step-mum and her little half-brother.

Dad: Clara, when's lunch going to be ready?

Clara: Just a couple of minutes Dad.

Step-Mum: Tony's getting hungry.

The TARDIS crash lands in the kitchen.

Clara: I'm so going to kill him.

The Doctor steps out.

Doctor: Hello Clara! Sorry for not keeping in touch.

Clara: My family are here.

Doctor: Oh.

Grandma: Who are you?

Clara: John Smith, my boyfriend!

Dad: What's that police box doing there?

Doctor: Just an illusion. Right, I smell turkey. Christmas isn't it?

Dad and Step-Mum give the Doctor an odd look.

Doctor: Just joking. Looking forward to reading the jokes in the crackers.

Step-Mum: What?

Doctor: Jokes in the crackers.

Step-Mum: Stupid things. Died reading them.

Dad: Claire, you're alive.

Step-Mum: I'm dead. But I'm alive.

Doctor: Everyone keep back. She is a Dalek puppet.

Dad: What the?

The Doctor gets out his sonic screwdriver, runs to Step-Mum, trips on the tablecloth, accidentally smashes the plates, falls into the fish tank and sonics Step-Mum untill she explodes.

Doctor: Into the police box now!

Everyone dashes in.

Dad: It's bigger on the inside.

Clara: You'll get used to it.

The Doctor pushes buttons and flicks switches.

Clara: Where are we going?

Doctor: Away.

Dad: I can't believe my wife just exploded.

Doctor: Do you remember marrying her?

Dad: No.

Doctor: When I scanned her with my sonic screwdriver, I got the energy to trace the puppet back to the source. We're going to the Papal Mainframe, where the source is.

Clara: Papal Mainframe?

Doctor: Quite close to Trenzalore.

Clara: Where you're buried.

Dad: I've just got a big headache.

Doctor: Here we are.

The Doctor and the family Oswald step into the Papal Mainframe, cornered by the Silence.

Doctor: Hello.

Clara: Who are they?

Doctor: The Silence.

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