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This article was written by Finn Tracy.
Please do not make any changes to this fiction without receiving the author's consent.


  • The Paternoster Gang is at home. It is 8.35 PM. Someone knocks on the door.

Vastra: Strax, open it.

Strax: Yes, ma'am.

  • Strax opens the door. In front of him is the commissioner.

Commissioner: Hello Strax. Can I speak to Vastra?

Strax: Why?

Commissioner: It is something important.

Strax: Can't it wait?

Commissioner: No!

  • Vastra comes to the door.

Vastra: What is it, commissioner.

Commissioner: There are people disappearing. Loads of people.

Vastra: Do you have any more information?

Commissioner: Yes, they all disappear at night when they go and visit the lake. Lake Blackmouth.

Vastra: How very strange. We will investigate at once.

At Lake Blackmouth[]

Jenny: There isn't any blood.

Fisherman: Are you investigating?

Vastra: Yes!

Fisherman: You now what is weird? Everytime people disappear they take a rowing boat and then they disappear and the rowing boat just floats empty in the water.

Jenny: Lets get a rowing boat and investigate!

Strax: Or we blow the whole lake up with grenades!

Vastra: Lets do Jenny's plan.

In the rowing boat []

Jenny: Vastra, where did you get the rowing boat?

Vastra: The fisherman sold it to me. Just 20 pounds. Why?

Jenny: There a small hole in it.

Vastra: That's why it was so cheap!

Strax: When I get my gun on him...!

Vastra: Strax!

Jenny: The fisherman... He's gone!

Vastra: I think he knows a lot more about those disappearences. Did you see his face?

Jenny: No, he was wearing a hat.

Vastra: Neither did I.

Strax: Look!

  • A strange creature the size of a bus comes out of the water.

Jenny: RUN!!!

Vastra: We can't!

Strax: If you had alowed me to take a gun...

Jenny: Strax, just... Shut up!

  • The creature shows his massive teeth.

Vastra: Swim! As fast as you can!

  • They all swim as fast as they can. They arrive at land just in time.

Jenny: That was close!

Vastra: We have to find that fisherman!

  • When they go back home, they don't realise that they are being watched.

Back at home.[]

Jenny: Madam?

Vastra: Yes?

Jenny: Someone is watching our house.

Vastra: Strax?

Strax: Yes?

Vastra: Someone is looking at our house. Go and catch that person.

Strax: Can I use my weapons?

Vastra: NO!!!

Strax: Stupid..... Silly.....

Jenny: I think its the fisherman.

Outside[]

Strax: Got ye!

Unknown person: What?

  • The unknown person escapes.

Vastra: It was the fisherman.

Jenny: Lets follow him!

In a laboratory[]

Fisher: Who are these guys?

Vastra: You are under arrest!

  • She points a gun at the man.

Fisherman: May I introduce myself? My name is Stanley Fullmind. Professor Stanley Fullmind.

  • He throws a hammer against Vastra's hand. She screams out of pain. Then he gets the gun.

Fullmind: You three wont go anywhere!

Jenny: What are you doing? What are these creatures?

Fullmind: A few years ago, I found a small meteorite. It containt alien DNA. I used it to create my own monsters. With them I am going to take over the world!

Vastra: What about the missing people?

Fullmind: I need something to feed my monsters!

Jenny: Monsters?

Fullmind: Yes, there are 12! And the good thing is - you can only kill it with sunlight.

Vastra: Ah, ha!

Fulmind: I should not have said that! But your going to die so, I can just tell you! Everymorning I feed them sleeping powder. Theyt go to sleep for 12 hours. They then wake up! Hahahahahahaha!

Jenny: He's mad!

Fullmind: Where is that patato-head?

  • Strax hits Fullmind on the head, from behind him.

Strax: That will teach you to call me patato-head, you stupid Human scum!

Vastra: Well done, Strax!

  • Vastra and Strax go to the police, while Jenny stays with, the knock-out, Fullmind. Some later he is arrested. In the morning, nobody feeds the animals with sleeping-powder and they die.

At the policestation[]

Commissioner: Thanks to you guys we found him! Again, thanks!

Vastra: It was nothing, commissioner.

Jenny: Look! Fullmind escaped!

Strax: That Human scum! When I get him in my hands...

Vastra: Well, he can't create the monsters again. We destroyed all the alien DNA. One day we'll get him. Yes, one day...

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